Spring Has Sprung
Spring has sprung; it's really sick
I've had my very first wood tick.
Bad as it is, I did have luck
the blasted thing was not yet stuck.
It woke me from a nice sound sleep,
This being this and that being that,
I know it came from our darn cat.
Do you want to know just what I said?
That's the last BLANKITTY BLANK time she sleeps on my bed!
